How is it already the middle of May?
It seems like only yesterday we were packing up our Christmas decorations and ringing in the New Year. Now, we’re nearly halfway through 2020! What even is time? We’re not sure we know anymore… Before we know it, we’ll be digging out those decorations once more and making our lofts the most festive places we’ve ever seen. We’re sure part of it has to do with the current coronavirus lockdown, as we don’t even know what day of the week it is at this point, but we’re also finding that, as we get older, the weeks just seem to fly by. Smash Mouth were right when they said that “the years start coming and they don’t stop coming”.
If we’re being honest, we’re not quite sure what we were trying to get at with that jumble of an explanation. Basically, we can’t believe it’s already the middle of May. We don’t know why we couldn’t have just left it at that. Anyway, before we babble on any further, we’ll let you get on with reading the latest edition of Tweets of the Week. We’re sure that’s much more entertaining than our inane ramblings.
What a saga!
— emi salida ✰ (@embly99) May 12, 2020
We were on the edge of our seats trying to guess what totally boring item Emi Salida ordered. Was it a desk? A new broom? Some clothing? We honestly couldn’t tell!
It was certainly riveting, to say the least.
We want all the fast food
I want a big mac i want a big mac so fucking bad i would do unchristian things for a big mac right now
— Daniel J. Layton (@DanielJLayton) May 16, 2020
We’ve officially hit the stage of lockdown where all we’re craving is fast food. Just like Daniel J. Layton, we too would do un-Christian things for a Big Mac. (And we mean it.)
We’re still not over this
so are we all just not excited that the jonas brothers got back together anymore like it’s just normal to us again
— STREAM ‘WITHOUT YOU’ NOW! (@tanamongeau) May 15, 2020
We don’t know about you, Tana Mongeau, but we thank the gods every day for the The Jonas Brothers reunion. This will never not be something we celebrate!
Arm veins are so swoon-worthy
i just saw a tiktok where it said “if you like guys who have arm veins, i’m your type”
can’t believe some guys don’t have veins in their arms!!! mad!
— sam ☁️ (@saamcarr) May 16, 2020
Didn’t you know that not all men have arm veins, Sam Carr? It’s not like they’re a biological necessity for them to live or anything…
just made a chicken salad
he said thank you and that he really likes salads what a lad haha
— becky (@bambinobecky) May 16, 2020
We’re glad he was so polite, Becky James. We’ve heard chickens can be quite rude, especially when their salad isn’t made correctly. What a lad!
Not gonna happen
with low rise jeans back in style, it’s only a matter of time until we see the return of the…toe rings
— Eve Cornwell (@Evecornwell) May 15, 2020
Don’t even go there, Eve Cornwell. The day toe rings come back in style is the day we know the world is truly coming to an end.
Feeling a lot better!
Funded by my lovely Twitch donators and subscribers earlier today, pixel girl and I got socially distanced take-out to celebrate me recovering from coronavirus. Cheers guys and gals! Just one more week then we can sit around the same table again. pic.twitter.com/kYlTIsjY0I
— Simon Clark (@simonoxfphys) May 15, 2020
We’re glad you’re feeling better, Simon Clark! You had us worried. Also, that isolation dinner looks superb!
We’d like a refund
2020 is a scam
— Emily Canham (@EmilyCanham) May 16, 2020
We couldn’t agree more, Emily Canham. Who do we see about getting a refund on this year?
How is it halfway to Halloween?!
Disney just posted on Instagram that it’s halfway to Halloween and now I’m kinda shook because it is actually half way to Halloween…
— Sophie Foster ✨ (@Sophie_FosterXx) May 15, 2020
How is it halfway to Halloween already, Sophie Foster? We know time has become nothing but an illusion during lockdown, but that feels waaaay too soon.
We’re trying not to laugh…
30 SECONDS INTO SUNBATHING AND A BIRD JUST SHAT ON ME 😭😭😭😭😭
— Sarah Close 🌟 ANWS (@Sazclose) May 16, 2020
That’s a really crappy situation you’ve found yourself in, Sarah Close.
So there you have it…
Our favourite YouTuber tweets from the past week! We’re glad to see our faves are still managing to keep themselves entertained during what feels like the millionth month of lockdown. We know it’s difficult to be cooped up for so long, but we just have to keep telling ourselves that it’ll all be worth it in the end! We can do this!
Want more Tweets of the Week? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered:
- Tweets of the Week: 4 – 10 May 2020
- Tweets of the Week: 27 April – 3 May 2020
- Tweets of the Week: 20 – 26 April 2020
- Tweets of the Week: 13 – 19 April 2020
- Tweets of the Week: 6 – 12 April 2020