How is it already September?
It feels like only yesterday we were celebrating the beginning of summer, with its endless ice lollies, long evenings and beach days. While we’ll miss it, we’re excited to say fall is just around the corner! This is our favourite time of year, because not only do we have an excuse to wear cute jumpers 24/7, but we also get the best holiday of the year: Halloween! Goodbye, endless heat; hello, jack-o-lanterns and crunchy leaves!
We could honestly talk about how much we love the fall for days, and while we’re sure you’d all love to hear what we have to say, we know you’re here for a different reason. So, without further ado, here’s the latest edition of Tweets of the Week!
We love cats!
Lady at airport: I like your suitcase! I LOVE cats!!
My suitcase: pic.twitter.com/pQS9qRyyK2
— Tom Burns (@TomRPI) September 1, 2019
Why, yes, Tom Burns, we too love cats. (And your suitcase.)
Getting home from a long ass day, putting on comfies, shutting out the world, getting into bed with netflix and becoming… pic.twitter.com/4Mc5cGR8b3
— Peter Kingston (@petesjams) September 1, 2019
Wow, why is this tweet 100% us, Peter Kingston?
Slap the tattoo
“Mate is that a new tattoo?”
“Does it hurt?”
A little bit.
“Can I slap it?”
You can but i’ll slap you.
“Ha ha I wanna slap it”
Then i’ll slap you.
“But can I slap it?”
I’ll fucking kill you if you slap it.
– Genuine conversation I just had with a stranger.
— Jamie (@RageNineteen) August 31, 2019
This is just a very odd conversation all around, Jamie Spicer-Lewis. This is why we don’t interact with strangers.
Why is it so hard to memorise?
The day I can memorise the London Underground will be a very very good day
— Luce 🤙🏼 (@lucyflight) September 1, 2019
Let us know once you’ve done this, Lucy Flight. Any tips would be GREATLY appreciated!
Why are they so cold?
Supermarkets are actually freezing
— Imogen Hudson 🍯🐝 (@Imogenation_) August 29, 2019
We swear, supermarkets live in a world where it’s always winter, Imogen Hudson. Since working in one, we find ourselves always shivering, even when we’re not conscious of it.
A nice story
Mum: Tell me a nice story.
Niece. There was a pussycat *pause* it pooed itself.
— Gary C (@oohgaryc) August 30, 2019
What a… Nice story, Gary C.
it’s nearly oversized jumper season and i’m actually kinda excited
— sam carr (@saamcarr) September 1, 2019
Sam Carr totally gets where we’re coming from when it comes to our love of jumpers! Seriously, this is the main reason why we’re so obsessed with autumn!
The PERFECT television episode
Pokémon Season 1, Episode 21: Bye Bye Butterfree (1997) https://t.co/LcgBMCZEcB
— taha (@KhanStopMe) September 1, 2019
Wow, way to hit us right in the feels, Taha Khan. This is not something we needed to be reminded of on a Monday.
Spiders are the worst!
There was just a spider in my bathroom as big as my face.
We had an epic battle with water and now a broken toothbrush holder, a blood curdling scream and very shaky legs (from both of us).
…I was victorious. But still 😭😭
How the hell am I going to live on my own?!
— Amy Lovatt (@AmyLovatt_) September 1, 2019
We can say from experience that you will face many battles like this upon moving out on your own, Amy Lovatt. Spiders, moths, bees… The amount of times you’ll be harassed by bugs will be horrendous. Our tip? Just hide out in the opposite side of the flat until said bug has either died or gone out the window. It might take a few days, but it always works!
How do you make your tea?
boil, pour leaving a bit of space, brew for at least 3 mins, squeeze, dispose bag
add one sugar, stir and dissolve, add large splash of milk, drink, ascend, cry alone https://t.co/E8ljdaQGs5
— dodie (@doddleoddle) August 30, 2019
Why bother doing all those steps, dodie, when you can skip all the way to the last one, like we do?
So there you have it…
Our favourite YouTuber tweets from the past week! Know of a creator who always makes you LOL with what they have to say? Be sure to send us a tweet to @TenEightyUK and let us know! We’re always on the hunt for new and hilarious people to follow. (And feature!)
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