Who else is feeling major FOMO over Glastonbury 2019?
As you’re probably well aware, it’s festival season in the UK, meaning loads of our favourite musicians are performing here, there and everywhere. Not only do we get to see them perform some of our all-time fave songs, but we’re also seeing a major drain on our bank accounts, and that latter part is why we unfortunately were unable to attend this year’s Glastonbury Festival… What?! We had to pick between it and Reading Festival, so we chose Reading.
We might be slightly regretting our decision after seeing tweets from the past weekend. Stormzy, Janet Jackson, Kylie, Bastille – ugh, why did we think we could miss these performances! Now we’re left sad and feeling some major FOMO… Hey, at least we have Tweets of the Week to cheer us up, right?
What do you need to become a dad?
robin to me: ur going to be a great father, u already have so many dad jokes
— taha (@KhanStopMe) June 28, 2019
The only requirement needed to become a father is to have many dad jokes in your pocket, so we’d say Taha Khan is pretty much set.
Im eating garden cress and cucumber sandwiches and drinking ice tea in the garden I have never felt more British than I am now
— Zoe London (@zoelondondj) June 29, 2019
We don’t think you could be any more British if you tried, Zoe London.
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One of my “goals” for this year was to hit 5k on my booktube…
Halfway through the year and uhh, I’m kinda almost there?? Wut[Link: https://t.co/GZCNtzrBhl] pic.twitter.com/UiUC54kUsr
— Ashleigh 🌱✨ #scribe (@frolic_fiction) June 29, 2019
We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to let you know that Ashleigh of A Frolic Through Fiction is less than 100 subscribers from reaching her goal of 5,000. If you like BookTube and all things literature, then we highly suggest giving her channel a peek.
(Don’t worry, you can thank us later for all the great content you’ll now see in your sub box.)
OMG OMG OMG
It’s official, I guess! And I’m one happy fucker 🥂
Thomas proposed to me with an onion ring (like in the Simpsons) a year ago and this week he gave me a real ring!
Full story: https://t.co/q0BDfxDxSE
— Melanie Murphy (@melaniietweets) June 30, 2019
We’re absolutely ecstatic reading about Melanie Murphy‘s engagement. We’re completely obsessed with her and Thomas’ relationship, and we can’t wait to see what the future holds for them!
What? No, of course we’re not crying… Would someone mind grabbing us a tissue?
So much sass
— chi (@chiwithaC) July 1, 2019
The level of sass in this tweet has us CACKLING, Lucia Keskin!
Dogs are our children
Having a needy dog is honestly like having a baby – I literally have to plan my days around her and bring her with me wherever I am going or else she’ll throw a tantrum 😂😂😂
— Jessie B (@jessieb_tweets) June 28, 2019
Who needs a social life when you have a dog? They’re the bestest friend you could have, Jessica Brennan.
Such hard choices
Seems I have two options in this heat… cool my room down with the windows open and deal with bug city… or burn 😓
— Electra Snow ❄️ (@ElectraSnow) June 29, 2019
If you ask us, Electra Snow, we’d choose burning over dealing with bugs any day. Who would honestly choose to willingly risk the chance of having bugs crawling all over them?
This moment meant EVERYTHING to me 😭🎓❤️ I am officially a GRADUATE of the University of Cambridge!!! We broke barriers, we beat expectations and we INSPIRED a generation along the way. I am so proud of my self and I am so thankful for EVERYONE who has supported me!! WE did it! pic.twitter.com/4v6IcTIEH7
— Ibrahim (@IbzMo) June 30, 2019
OMG, we are SO happy for you, Ibrahim Mohammed! Congrats on graduating university. We hope you don’t forget us when you take over the world.
Buzzfeed quizzes are addictive
me at 11pm: okay time to head to bed now since I have so much to do tomorrow
me at 2am: *taking a buzzfeed quiz to see if I can tell the difference between billie eilish lyrics and sylvia plath’s poetry*
— Jack Edwards (@jackbenedwards) June 27, 2019
We don’t think we’ve ever related so much to a tweet, Jack Edwards. We can’t help that we suddenly feel the urge at 2:00am to find out if we’re more Disney or Nickelodeon.
I’m suspicious of people who put socks on AFTER their jeans. Socks first!
— Gary C (@oohgaryc) June 29, 2019
We’re suspicious of YOU, Gary C. Who on earth puts their socks on before their jeans? That’s just madness. MADNESS, we say!
So there you have it…
Our favourite YouTuber tweets from the past week! Have a creator you think we should feature in a future article? Be sure to send us a tweet to @TenEightyUK on Twitter and let us know! We’re constantly on the lookout for more LOLs.
Want more Tweets of the Week? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered:
- Tweets of the Week: 17 – 23 June 2019
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- Tweets of the Week: 27 May – 2 June 2019
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