Where did the summer go?
It seems like only yesterday we were organising our summer plans and complaining about the heat, yet here are are, preparing for the start of September. For many youngsters, next week marks the start of a new school year, and many are mourning their summer holidays, which went by way too quickly. From picking up uniforms to buying new supplies, this week is going to be a busy one.
This week will be a sad one for many, which is why we’re here to cheer you all up. This edition of Tweets of the Week has everything needed for endless fits of laughter, from talk of the robot uprising to some on-point Disney references. So, without further ado, let’s jump into it!
Be nice or else
I always say please and thank you when addressing Siri in the hopes that if one day robots rise up, they’ll show me mercy.
— Sammy Paul (@ICOEPR) August 25, 2018
We should all take a note from Sammy Paul and be polite whenever addressing Siri, as well as Google and Alexa. You never know when the robots will rise up and it’s best to have them on our side.
Skinny jeans are both fashionable and a curse
i just couldn’t get in my taxi cos it’s a high one and my jeans are too tight so i literally had to launch myself onto the seat like a fkin rocket 🚀
— GABRIELLA ✨ (@velvetgh0st) August 26, 2018
We relate to this on a spiritual level, Gabriella Lindley.
I just heard that the 10th doctor has been having problems finding a flat in London lately. No one wants him as a tennant
— Evan Edinger (@EvanEdinger) August 22, 2018
We’d normally grumble about this pun, Evan Edinger, but given we’re such huge Doctor Who fans we’ll let it slide. It was actually pretty clever.
Are you sure it’s the bed?
Me: I don’t get why my back hurts every morning. There must be something wrong with my bed.
Also Me: pic.twitter.com/YF8z7KBocS
— Chloe Dungate (@ScarfDemon) August 26, 2018
Hmm, we wonder why your back hurts every morning, Chloe Dungate…
I just remembered that last night I dreamt I had obnoxiously smelly feet and everyone kept telling me about it but I couldn’t smell it. It was horrid.
— Jack Howard (@JackHoward) August 25, 2018
If you think that’s bad, Jack Howard, wait until you hear what we dreamt about last night. Let’s just say it included a bouncy castle, a pack of wolves and a scene out of our worst nightmare.
Where’s my super suit?
I found your super suit pic.twitter.com/014Yxkb35f
— Chloe Rose 🎨 (@ArtOfChloeRose) August 26, 2018
We greatly appreciate your Incredibles reference, Chloe Rose.
Nope, nope, nopity, nope
Guess who was tucked up in bed and discovered there was a false widow crawling on his back…
— Peter Kingston (@petesjams) August 27, 2018
OMG, we would have burned the house down immediately, Peter Kingston. How did you not notice it was crawling on our back?! That’s our worst nightmare…
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a dog do a happy bum wiggle as it runs towards you
— Buy #BeYou // missing SITC (@GemmaDunnell) August 25, 2018
In our opinion, there’s nothing better than watching a dog wiggle its bum as it runs toward us. We’ve never wanted to “like” a tweet more, Gemma Dunnell!
I SAID TWITTER HAVE YOU SEEN MY FUCKING SON??? pic.twitter.com/B6yMtGVUCx
— Matt Ley (@Thelaserbearguy) August 25, 2018
We laughed at this for waaaaay longer than we intended to, Matt Ley.
A piece of bread or an oven mitt?
just used a piece of bread as an oven glove and now im sitting here trying to figure out how and where that fits in with my self image
— zannah (@zannah_perrins) August 21, 2018
We have so many questions about this, Zannah Perrins:
1) Did the piece of bread work just as well as (or even better than) an oven mitt?
2) Why did this cross your mind in the first place?
So there you have it…
Our favourite YouTuber tweets from the past week. We hope these tweets managed to make you laugh and forget all about the impending back-to-school commotion a lot of you will undoubtedly be dealing with over the next few days. Thank goodness we no longer have to worry about that… (Although, we do miss it every once and while.)
Want more Tweets of the Week? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered:
- Tweets of the Week: Summer in the City Edition
- Tweets of the Week: 30 July – 5 August 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 16 – 22 July 2108
- Tweets of the Week: 9 – 15 July 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 25 June – 1 July 2018