Could this heatwave be anymore dreadful?
Seriously, we don’t know how much longer we can take feeling as if we were going to pass out from heatstroke. We don’t know if Mother Nature got the memo, but the majority of us here in the UK don’t have air-conditioning, and the standard fan just isn’t cutting it these days. Yes, yes, we know it’s summer, but still… Let us complain just this once.
We’d been looking for ways to distract ourselves from the heat and we’ve come to the perfect solution: Tweets of the Week! We find we completely forget everything that’s going on around us when scrolling through Twitter, so we were more than happy to write up this week’s article. Seriously, anything to distract us from how hot it is.
Go grab yourself an ice lolly from the freezer and let’s jump into it!
Such dog. Much happiness.
i don't think I'll have experienced true happiness until the day i buy a puppy
— jamie (@jamiepine) July 1, 2018
As dog owners, we can agree that one cannot experience true happiness until they adopt a puppy. Jamie Pine, we hope you’re able to experience such happiness one day.
— Hannah Snow 🌈 (@HannahSnow) July 1, 2018
The Buzzfeed Unsolved banter
What Ryan Bergara sees when he reads any headstone pic.twitter.com/8TD1xCtbnj
— Jake Edwards ✨ (@jakeftmagic) June 30, 2018
As huge fans of Buzzfeed Unsolved, we died (not literally) when we saw this tweet from Jake Edwards.
The most adult tweet
This is going to be the most adult tweet but honestly one of the best things about the heatwave this week is being able to do my whole laundry basket in a day because everything dries so quickly
— Scola Dondo (@ScolaDondo) June 27, 2018
This has to be the only good thing about this heatwave, Scola Dondo. We HATE waiting for the laundry to dry, especially when we forget to take it out of the washing machine and have to be at work in two hours.
Sunbathing doesn’t really make sense, does it?
Alien: explain sunbathing
Human: we use the energy of a star to slowly broil 75% of the top layer of our bodies as a recreational activity
Alien: isn't that dangerous?
Human: yeah I mean there's a cancer risk but at least we look even more fucking goofy when naked
— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) July 1, 2018
When you put it that way, Liam Dryden…
The spawn of Satan
— Connie Glynn (@noodlerella) June 30, 2018
We can’t wait for the birth of the spawn of Satan, Connie Glynn! Let us know when the baby shower is. We have the evilest little onesie picked out!
Dan asked for me to take his photo.
I asked for him to serve Sexy Yawn and Tired Ostrich… you’re welcome 😂 pic.twitter.com/YiCM0xm2Cf
— Jon Barakât🦒 (@Jon_Barakat93) June 27, 2018
The pizza controversy
Last night I had a dream that I was on a date and the guy *literally of my dreams* ordered us a Hawaiian pizza. That’s when I knew I was dreaming. No such perfect man could ever exist.
Pineapple belongs. It’s 2018, time to stop being wrong about it 🍍🍕
— Emma Blackery (@emmablackery) July 1, 2018
Sorry, but you’re completely wrong about this, Emma Blackery. Pineapple certainly DOES NOT belong on pizza and it never will.
You know who you look like?
u what pic.twitter.com/1y7gsdpCOM
— Alex Bertie (@Alex_Bertie) July 1, 2018
We didn’t want to say anything, Alex Bertie, but they have a point…
What a wedding gift
Just bought a boardgame off my friend’s wedding gift registery & left a personal note saying “hope this game doesn’t cause a divorce!”
I’m the worst. Don’t invite me to your weddings.
— Hannah Witton (@hannahwitton) June 27, 2018
Note to self: don’t invite Hannah Witton to any of our weddings, lest we want an omen for divorce.
So there you have it…
Our favourite YouTuber tweets from the past week. Hopefully they worked to distract you from this seemingly never-ending heatwave. Seriously, when will it end? We feel like we could melt away at any time! We need to befriend someone with air conditioning…
Want more Tweets of the Week? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered:
- Tweets of the Week: 18 – 24 June 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 28 May – 3 June 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 14 – 20 May 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 7 – 13 May 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 30 April – 6 May 2018