Oh, summer, how we welcome thee.
Can you believe how gorgeous the weather was this weekend? The sun was out, the temperatures were soaring – it’s like spring decided to retire early this year and had summer start its job a month ahead of schedule. Here’s hoping this weather is here to stay and the dreary rain we’re accustomed to doesn’t reappear – oh, no! Did we just jinx it? Someone knock on wood, stat!
But enough of this weather talk. We’re way closer than that. How’s your nan? Been studying hard for exams? See, we’d consider you more than just acquaintances. We see you more as friends – family, even. You know, the type of person who’d let us stay over when we’re in town or someone we’d text on a regular basis. (Which is a pretty high honour, as texting back isn’t our strong suit.) We hope you feel the same way about us.
Okay, enough chit-chat. Onto our Tweets of the Week!
We have a confession…
At my big age and I’m still not sure why some toilets have two separate buttons to flush
— Luna (@Lunalxigh) April 30, 2018
We have a confession, Luna Leigh. We don’t understand why some toilets have two buttons for flushing either. We guess it’s just a mystery that’s meant to remain unsolved.
Could be worse. They could become a YouTuber
— Christopher Bingham (@helloiambing) May 4, 2018
Everyone was thinking it. Chris Bingham was just the only one willing to say it.
The rap album we’ve been waiting for
Dropping my new rap album under the alias pic.twitter.com/eRtJKwEJwy
— Elliot Gough (@ElliotExplicit) May 6, 2018
We can’t wheat to hear it, Elliot Gough. According to reviews, it really goes against the grain.
…We’ll see ourselves out.
*slams head on desk*
Hulk smashes, but does he ever pass?
— Chai (@MyNamesChai) May 5, 2018
DELETE THIS, CHAI CAMERON. DELETE THIS, RIGHT NOW.
working on a bank holiday, even worse when your job doesn’t do double pay🤦🏻♀️
— B E C K I I 🌈 (@beckiiwhiting) April 2, 2018
We feel this so hard, Beckii Whiting. We remember those days and it’s safe to say we don’t miss them one bit.
She needs the perfect man
im sorry but until i find a man who lives up to the men in the vampire diaries/the originals, im not dating any male creatures
— GABRIELLA ✨ (@velvetgh0st) May 5, 2018
Here, here, Gabriella Lindley! We completely support you in this endeavour, and we think we’ll be following a similar route when it comes to our future dates. Why do the guys on The Vampire Diaries and The Originals have to be so perfect?
Who’s a good boy?
— Daniel J. Layton (@DanielJLayton) May 3, 2018
Last time we checked, Daniel J. Layton was a human. However, the more we think about it, the more we see his dog-like attributes. He has silky hair, will eat just about anything, and is seen holding a stick in the above photo, which was obviously caught during a game of fetch. You know what? Maybe he is a dog!
Who wants a treat, Dan? You’re such a good boy.
When your crush says something mildly funny pic.twitter.com/lSTjPiQX2U
— Talia (@TaliaMar) May 6, 2018
Talia Mar, we demand to know where you found this photo of us. We can’t let you-know-who know how we feel about them – it’ll be mortifying!
Also, we just realised the above makes us sound like we have a crush on Voldemort, which is 100% not the case. The evil wizard who wants to dominate the Wizarding World isn’t our type.
Their faces say it all
— Louise (@LouisePentland) May 5, 2018
“I’m not trying to be rude”
A poem by: The girlz Girlz
“I’m not trying to be rude” pic.twitter.com/o10ZL7R60W
— Riyadh Khalaf (@RiyadhK) May 3, 2018
Riyadh Khalaf, if you already haven’t filmed a fully-fledged dramatic reading of this, then you’re missing out on a potential viral hit!
So there you have it…
Our favourite YouTuber tweets from the past week. Let us take a guess, you totally read this whilst lounging outside, trying to get a tan. You can’t lie to us. Truth be told, this is exactly how we wrote it. Great minds think alike!
Want more Tweets of the Week? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered:
- Tweets of the Week: 23 – 29 April 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 9 – 15 April 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 26 March – 1 April 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 19 – 25 March 2018
- Tweets of the Week: 12 – 18 March 2018