Here at TenEighty HQ, we know exactly what you’ve been dreaming of this Christmas…
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooou’ve been dreaming of a Weeeeeeeeeeeeekly Round-Uuuuuup.
Just like the ones you used to know.*
Where the videos glisten** and children listen*** to hear**** our favourite videos of the weeeeeeeeek…
Not that catchy, really is it?
We’ll try harder next year. Promise xox.
*Like, the one from last week and the week before that and the week before that and, well, you get the picture.
**If actual glistening occurs, call the TenEighty FAQ service on: 0800-my-videos-are-glistening.
***Read. It’s read.
Countdown to Star Wars – itsamemyleo
The prodigal vlogging TITAN Myles Wheeler returns this week with a FLOURISH.
Who isn’t excited for the new Star Wars movie? Like, apart from your cat Molly, obviously. We know she’s never been the same since Jar Jar Binks…
Myles is certainly excited for Episode VII. (And no, we haven’t seen it yet NO SPOILERS OR WE WILL CRY. LIKE, A LOT.)
Editing that will make all of your Christmas presents cower with envy, a wit sharper than an electric carving knife and more lightsabers than leftover sprouts on your dinner plate make this video one to SERIOUSLY be watched.
Grab yourself a cup of tea in your favourite Darth Vader helmet mug (we know you’ve got one) and inHALE the beauty of Myles’ new offering. Srsly. Do it.
Santa’s Slay | Comedy Central UK sketch starring The Fratocrats – Fratocrats
After watching this, we’re not sure if we agree.
The Fratocrats’ new sketch will make you chuckle, grimace and probably cry. Almost definitely cry. You’ll cry.
Santa’s trip to see the boys didn’t quite go to plan. This is all we are going to say on the matter.
Blue Christmas! – Cover – NotJustBlonde
Zannah of NotJustBlonde, who keeps reminding us that her talents FAR outweigh her hair pigmentation, has come to us this week with a lovely little ukulele ditty.
A cover of Blue Christmas to be precise. (We’re sure that Elvis would approve of her headgear.)
Lovely vocals, a ukulele tone to DIE for and so many fairy lights you might think you’re temporarily blind.
If you’re missing the Christmas spirit, go give this a watch. It’ll come back, trust us.
Christmas Time Travel – TeaMakerJason
You think you know what Santa looks like?
Well, Jason Fisher is here this week to tell you that you’re WRONG.
All superstars need a disguise and that includes Mr Claus.
In his annual Christmas video, Jason meets Santa himself, but quickly learns that things aren’t quite how he’d originally thought…
Well, people still eat too much turkey/nut-roast (we got ur back, veggies) and consumerism is very much alive, but y’know what we mean.
Also Jase, we think you care PLENTY about your personal appearance, just fyi. Don’t listen to mean ol’ Santa.
Christmas With The RH Experience | The RH Experience – The RH Experience
Okay, now we need to get our hands on a swagrabbit. All we got this year was chocolate and disappointment. We’d better get down to lastminutechristmasshopping.emporium.com.
Prepare to see a trip to Icyvik that’s a little bit awkward for Luke/Jason and some gift-giving that doesn’t quite go to plan. Buttons, man.
Prepare for giggles. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL, THAT’S IT.
Okay, fine, that’s not quite it. Since Christmas is a time for giving, we’ll give you a couple more videos. Jenny Bingham came to our screens with week with a lovely little cover of Bing Crosby’s White Christmas. Go get some of that lovely Christmas spirit back in yer bones.
Merry Christmas, one and all! And we hope you have a SPIFFINGLY happy new year! If you want to tweet us anything Christmassy, feel free to @TenEightyUK or find us on Facebook for some winter merriment at TenEightyUK.