Have you returned to Twitter yet?
If you’re like many Avengers fans, odds are you avoided all forms of social media, especially Twitter, over the past few weeks to ensure nothing about Endgame was spoiled for you. Now that you’ve seen it, what are you thoughts? Do you feel it’s the best film in the series? Considering how well it’s been doing at the box office, we think the majority of fans are completely obsessed. (We know we are.)
Now that you’re making your return to Twitter, we thought we’d catch you up on a few things. Did you know there’s a whole selection of videos about vacationers arguing over sun chairs? Or that grass could potentially become our sole food source? Find out all about that and more with this edition of Tweets of the Week?
Those types of people
All the people bitching about Mc Donald’s getting rid of plastic straws are the kind of people who want to talk to the manager in shops because they were overcharged 1p
— Roly West (@RolyUnGashaa) May 2, 2019
You know what, Roly West, the people upset about McDonald’s getting rid of plastic straws are also probably named Karen.
Who doesn’t like a good voice memo?
The next person to send me a voice note is getting blocked. Y’all think I’ve got time to listen to your message 32 times trying to hear what you’re saying as you whisper into the microphone? Just send a damn text
— Calum McSwiggan (@CalumMcSwiggan) May 4, 2019
Don’t tell us how to send messages, Calum McSwiggan. You’re not the boss of us.
Chocolate Oranges have our hearts
Dunno if I’m being dramatic but I really don’t think I’ll ever love anyone the way I love chocolate oranges
— Luna ☾ (@Lunalxigh) May 4, 2019
We want this tweet on a t-shirt, Luna Leigh. Chocolate Oranges are heavenly.
There’s responding late, then there’s…
I know I’m not the speediest of repliers but I just had someone email me back saying ‘sorry for the late reply’…FROM A YEAR AGO? 😂
— STEPH ✨ (@itsstephtoms) May 3, 2019
Better late than never, Stephanie Toms.
Yum… Grass
why don’t we eat grass. it’d be so convenient – just walk, feel hungry, so munch some grass
— houssein (@CheekyHoussein) May 4, 2019
Have you ever actually tasted grass, Houssein Guney? We’ll have to pass on this idea.
Thanks for all the ideas, brain
Me: literally overwhelmed with the amount of things I have to do. Physically can’t do anything else.
Brain: and we could also make an original super hero series
— Kelsey Ellison ⚡️ (@KelseyEllison) May 4, 2019
Why is it that our brains come up with the best ideas when we’re too busy to execute them, Kelsey Ellison?
Everyone should own a dog
Convince me not to buy/adopt a Pomeranian
— Evan Edinger (@EvanEdinger) May 4, 2019
We would try to talk you out of it, Evan Edinger, but we’re of the belief that everyone should own an adorable doggo, so… ADOPT THE POMERANIAN!
Down the YouTube rabbit hole
omg jesus take the wheel i'm supposed to be writing an essay today but i can't stop watching compilation videos of british people on holiday brawling over sun lounger reservations
— Luke Birch (@LukeBirch_) May 3, 2019
This is a YouTube rabbit hole we need to fall down, Luke Birch. It sounds amazing!
Oh, to be a university student
as if someone's just commented on my new video telling me that the piece of bread i'm eating in one of the clips hAS LITERAL MOULD ON IT WTF HOW DID I NOT NOTICE AND HOW AM I ALIVE HAHAHAHAHA
— Jack Edwards (@jackbenedwards) May 4, 2019
Nothing screams “university life” more than accidentally eating a piece of spoiled food, Jack Edwards. This pretty much defines our entire university experience.
A very important PSA
When you block someone online you COMPLETELY forget that they exist until someone mentions them…then your brain is like ‘oh, wow, blocking really works huh, good, anyway, let’s get back to life *minus* that person’s face/opinions’
Do it more often…for your mental health 👍🏻
— Melanie Murphy (@melaniietweets) May 4, 2019
If we could like this tweet from Melanie Murphy a thousand times, we would. Social media is meant to be a way for us to keep in touch with friends, not a thing used to bring us down. Do yourself (and your mental health) a favour by blocking and muting those who bring hate and negativity to your timeline.
So there you have it…
Our favourite YouTuber tweets from the past week. Saw a tweet you feel we should have featured? Be sure to send it to us at @TenEightyUK! We’d be eternally grateful.
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