Tweets of the Week: 4 – 10 March 2019

Guess what’s premiering this week.

If you happened to guess the third series of Queer Eye, then you’d be right! The Fab Five are back and this time they’re heading to Kansas City, Missouri with their mission to spread life-changing advice and give some amazing makeovers. To say we’re excited for its premiere would be an understatement. (And it’s not just because they’re using Carly Rae Jepsen’s BOP of a song, Now That I Found You, in the adverts.) What’s your favourite part of each episode? Ours would definitely be a tie between Jonathan Van Ness’s brilliant makeovers and Bobby Berk’s stunning house renos – his interior design style is such goals!

What we’re hoping to see are tons of Queer Eye-related tweets on our timeline come 15 March from those who’ll be binge-watching it, like us. While we wait for its premiere, let’s dive into the past week on Twitter.

What do you say after someone sneezes?

Sneezing and not having anyone say bless u is a more painful version of being left on read

— Luna ☾ (@Lunalxigh) March 10, 2019

We don’t think we’ve ever read a better description about being ignored after we’ve sneezed, Luna Leigh. You’re right, it’s definitely on the same level as being left on read, which already sucks to begin with.

We love cake!

My mum keeps bringing me cake

The more I refuse the more she brings

I DON'T GET IT pic.twitter.com/Y3Prc8EBSL

— Rose Ellen Dix 🌹 (@RoseEllenDix) March 10, 2019

Why are you complaining about this, Rose Dix? If our mums constantly came by the office with cake, we’d be OVER THE MOON! (Literally. You should see how we get on sugar…)

Fried chicken and the gym

I just watched a guy walk into the gym with two KFC buckets

— Sammy 🍑 (@SammyAlbon) March 10, 2019

This guy is doing the gym right, Sammy Albon. A true legend and icon, right there.

When you don’t get your McDonalds…

Ok so as a Sunday treat I got a Mcdonald's, it literally blew out of my hands and onto the street sad times.

— Kelsey Ellison ⚡️ (@KelseyEllison) March 10, 2019

This is truly the saddest thing we read all Sunday, Kelsey Ellison. We totally understand the pain of craving some delicious fast food, only for it to be taken from our grasp… Damn you, Mother Nature!

Self-storage centres are… different

I went to a self-storage place and I saw..
1. A woman carrying a large box that said DO NOT OPEN on it
2. A unit with a plastic sheet for a door that smelled of bleach
3. Two men squishing a mannequin into a locker saying 'we'll be back soon buddy'
4. A dog

Excited to return!

— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) March 7, 2019

Seriously, those self-storage shows don’t do these places justice, Phil Lester! They are truly WILD.

We do have a question, though: will you be back soon, buddy?

Book writing is pretty exciting

so far in my novel pic.twitter.com/U3OGQ4I4FA

— Leena Norms (@leenanorms) March 10, 2019

It’s good to know the book Leena Normington is writing will be very on brand! We love it when an author’s personality creeps into their work.

Where’s the warm weather?

I’m glad I only packed summer clothes for my visit to the south.
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I’m gonna die pic.twitter.com/RRDUhdxEcc

— Evan Edinger (@EvanEdinger) March 6, 2019

Good to see Evan Edinger knows how to pack properly for the weather… Evan, you are aware spring doesn’t start until 20 March, right?

It’s true love

Love is……….

having someone to share a Chicken McNugget sharebox with at midnight.

— 🌼🌺 LDShadowLady 🌺🌼 (@LDShadowLady) March 10, 2019

If you can’t share some chicken nuggets with your partner, then is it really true love?

Who needs sleep?

Ever since I moved out, my brain wakes me up around 7:30am and I don’t know why… I used to enjoy a magical slumber until 9:30am. I am broken, fml. pic.twitter.com/SzMLR5Dkiy

— Cherry Wallis (@CherryWallis) March 9, 2019

OMG, this happened to us when we moved into our new flat, Cherry Wallis! Our body would wake us up around 7:00am/7:30am like clockwork. Don’t worry, give it a few more weeks and you’ll be back to waking up at 9:30am, we promise.

Oh, Carol

my grandad’s friend carol made a card to accept an invitation to his birthday and it looks like either some abstract meme or a flyer for a cult pic.twitter.com/WtH0pCGfaU

— Daniel Howell (@danielhowell) March 4, 2019

We secretly think Carol is trying to make those who are attending your grandad’s birthday party join a cult, Daniel Howell. Be vigilant.

So there you have it…

Our favourite YouTuber tweets from the past week! Have we mentioned how much better our faves make our timelines? If we’re ever in need of a laugh or something to make us smile, we can always turn to them. Have a creator you’d like to see featured in a future edition of Tweets of the Week? Be sure to send us a tweet to @TenEightyUK and let us know!

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