Have you taken advantage of the Cyber Monday sales?
We sure have! You wouldn’t believe how much YouTuber merch we bought this weekend. We’d feel bad for our bank account, but we can’t be a YouTube magazine if we don’t rep our faves, right? However, we would like to apologise in advance to the postman for the amount of parcels he’ll be delivering to our doorstep. We hope he doesn’t drop anything…
But enough Cyber Monday talk. We all know why you’re here: to check out which of your faves were on their Twitter A-game this past week. Let’s jump into it!
The Wetherspoons saga
SOMEONE ORDERED ME 3 GLASSES OF MILK HAHAHA
— Dean Dobbs (@DeanDobbs) November 24, 2017
THEY JUST BROUGHT OVER KIDS MILKS AND JUICE IM DYING@DeanDobbs pic.twitter.com/XhHi62aZ5V
— Gerard Groves (@GerardGroves) November 24, 2017
THANKS FOR THE PITCHERS pic.twitter.com/d0Y2TsbmjW
— Dean Dobbs (@DeanDobbs) November 25, 2017
We would like to thank those of you who contributed to what was arguably the best outing Dean Dobbs has ever been on. Everyone knows that milk and juice are what make a good night, not alcohol.
The single life
I’m single. pic.twitter.com/Gpympx1jWC
— Caspar Lee (@Caspar_Lee) November 25, 2017
We honestly have no idea why Caspar Lee is single.
Excuse us?!
the vengaboys are NOT a national treasure
— Ewan McIntosh (@Ewan_McIntosh) November 24, 2017
We get the feeling that Ewan McIntosh is trying to get on our bad side. First he dissed Animal Crossing, then he had the nerve to say that the Vengaboys aren’t a national treasure! How dare he?!
We’re sorry, Ewan, but we can no longer be friends. It’s nothing personal… Well, actually, it is.
Is that John Cleese?
Met @JohnCleese the other day. He’s much shorter in person. pic.twitter.com/3TRhLqADlg
— NEAFCY (@PNeafcy) November 24, 2017
Last time we checked, Nearly Headless Nick wasn’t actually headless… Where did his body wander off to?
I hate myself
Sometimes I think I have good taste. Then I’m reminded of my photo collection of Jude Law as The Young Pope on my phone and I hate myself. pic.twitter.com/QbW1CEwEaU
— Cry Me By Your Name (@GemmaDunnell) November 23, 2017
Does anyone else just sit and admire Gemma Dunnell‘s shameless love for Jude Law?
The queen has internet?
lily just said to me: "i wonder if the queen is on fiber optic broadband or the old cable dial up" and i'm dying, and also now genuinely curious! 😂 @llymlrs
— Zoe London (@zoelondondj) November 26, 2017
Leave it to Zoe London and Lily Melrose to ask the important questions.
Stabbing labour pains
Laying in bed with stabbing labour pains after mistakenly eating cheese earlier. Send help. I need a cold compress, peppermint tea and all the loo roll you can find pic.twitter.com/W5AIdsKUls
— Riyadh Khalaf (@RiyadhK) November 23, 2017
Want to experience the pain joy of labour without actually being pregnant? We suggest taking a leaf from Riyadh Khalaf‘s book and eating dairy when you’re lactose intolerant.
Infinite disappointment
I love that clothes shop changing rooms have mirrors facing each other so I can be infinitely disappointed in myself
— Jack Howard (@JackHoward) November 23, 2017
We’re glad we know where to head next time we feel like being infinitely disappointed in ourselves.
Chicken nuggets 4 lyf
If u don’t like chicken nuggets , I don’t like u
— Trisha Paytas (@trishapaytas) November 20, 2017
We have to thank Trisha Paytas for our new Twitter bio. We don’t think we’ve ever seen a tweet that speaks so deeply to our soul.
Selfie overload
I got a new phone, so I want you to prepare yourself
There are going to be selfies
And I make no apology for that— Sam, but snug (@SuperSamStuff) November 21, 2017
Why does Sam Saffold-Geri seem to think this is a threat? Just give us the selfies already!
So there you have it…
The latest funny tweets from our fave creators! Do you ever just wish you were as witty and funny as they are? We sure do! Too bad being funny isn’t our thing… All we’re good at is thinking up bad puns.
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