Have you started blasting the Christmas music yet?
Yeah, us neither. We’ve been very tempted, but we’re trying to be good and keep the Christmas partying to a minimum until December. But, if we’re being honest, we don’t know if we’ll make it. With all the shops decorated in tinsel and the John Lewis advert playing on the telly, it’s like the whole world is conspiring against us. It’s a good thing we have Twitter to distract ourselves, if only for a few minutes at a time.
And with that, let’s jump into the next instalment of Tweets of the Week!
Do you ever make a joke and then you’re like,,, why did you do that when you’re not funny?
— Libby Tidley (@LibbyLumos) November 12, 2017
That’s pretty much us all the time, Libby Tidley.
Sugar cube addict
I remember once I went to an all inclusive hotel when I was young and I kept asking the bars for sugar cubes to eat and my parents had to go round all the bars and tell them to stop giving me them.
— Leadley (@musicalbethan) November 9, 2017
Some people head to the bar for a drink or two, Bethan Leadley is all about that sugar cube high.
I just completely forgot the word manicure for like 5 minutes and the best my brain could offer me was "hand job". Why. pic.twitter.com/16UUcjqJBr
— Kaya Lili 👻🍂 (@x_ToxicTears) November 10, 2017
We’re not even going to ask, Kaya Lili.
This ACTUALLY works
A while back i made a jokey tutorial on how to turn your apple earpods into airpods (I literally just tear the wire out), but people keep commenting angrily that it doesn't actually work
It's my fave thing pic.twitter.com/YZix1ID6lb
— Seán Connolly (@TheSonicScrew) November 10, 2017
RIP to all the innocent headphones that have been destroyed as a result of people not understanding what comedy is… 10 points for you, Seán Connolly.
The mum life
When your three kids are driving you insane pic.twitter.com/8KnoZikwYK
— Erika Felton (@redheadabroadd) November 9, 2017
If we see that ad one more time…
INT. PRISON – NIGHT
the detective lights a cigarette, peers into the cell. his eyes widen.
detective: good god
scrawled on the wall with a mixture of blood and feces, it reads…
'hi i'm karlie kloss and i just created my own website using wix’
— Bertie Gilbert (@bertieglbrt) November 8, 2017
We feel Bertie Gilbert would be the first to sign our petition asking Wix to PLEASE get a new advert.
He’s glad to see the sky burn
For everyone asking, Squidge could not give less of a shit about the fireworks. He hates birds and is glad to see the sky burn.
— Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell (@thetomska) November 5, 2017
We never knew Squidge’s mind was so dark, Tom Ridgewell. Maybe you should make sure he never leaves the house – we fear what will happen to the birds if he manages to achieve world domination.
Speaking of birds…
just had a bird shit on my head … loving life
— Marcus Butler (@MarcusButler) November 8, 2017
Marcus Butler, what did you do to that bird to result in it wanting to aim directly at your head? Everyone knows birds are super sensitive. Except for those pigeons walking around London. Don’t get us started on them…
It’s not a parody account?
I thought this was from a parody "basic bitch" account
and I was right https://t.co/oxSvWNoRv3
— Sammy (@SammyAlbon) November 12, 2017
Sammy Albon has definitely provided one of the best responses to that Donald Trump tweet.
Who’s up for a little McDonald’s before the gym?
Orbit is breathing so heavily. It's like he's been to the gym after a McDonalds or something.
— Louise (@LouisePentland) November 10, 2017
So what if Orbit went to McDonald’s before heading to the gym? You mustn’t judge his feline ways, Louise Pentland!
So there you have it…
Our favourite YouTuber tweets from the past week. We hope our selection managed to brighten your day. If not, you might need to get your funny bone checked out, because they definitely made ours!
Want more Tweets of the Week? We’re happy to oblige:
- Tweets of the Week: 30 October – 5 November 2017
- Tweets of the Week: 2 – 8 October 2017
- Tweets of the Week: 25 September – 1 October 2017
- Tweets of the Week: 18 – 24 September 2017
- Tweets of the Week: 4 – 10 September 2017