Turns out private browsing isn’t so private after all…
We’ve all looked for bizarre things on the internet and considered how mortifying it would be if anyone ever saw our search history – but a quick ‘Delete All’ can fix everything, right? Wrong.
There’s an inconspicuous page deep in the heart of our website admin section that shows us every Google search that led people to find TenEighty Magazine – yes that’s right, every single search term.
What better way to look back over 2014 than to see exactly what our readers were looking for – before they found us instead. No holds barred.
Asa Akira and Caspar Lee on RedTube…
Since our favourite South African vlogger collaborated with a real life porn star our search results for this article have gone crazy, especially with cheeky Caspar Lee mentioning some NSFW home videos he may or may not have uploaded to the internet. For those of you who don’t know what RedTube is, we don’t recommend Googling it. You have been warned.
Fangirls good or bad…
Ahh, the long debated question… we still haven’t quite made our minds up.
How many years does charles trippy have left…
Bit morbid.
Why is there barely any british youtubers…
Oh poor, uninformed Googler. Have you been living under a rock? Luckily, your search led you to TenEighty Magazine… so maybe you’ll uncover a British gem or two?
Scots have big willies…
Good to know. Welcome to TenEighty.
Which is the video, where jim chapman reveals zalfie…
Ahh, poor Jimbob. Hiding personal things while daily vlogging is never easy, but revealing your best friends secret relationship to millions of viewers on the internet is one epic *headdesk* moment. Luckily, we’ve immortalised the awkwardness in our Zalfie article. You’re welcome.
Lesbian tanya burr fan fiction…
We usually get a couple of fan fiction related searches per day at TenEighty Magazine. Some creative, some less so.
Youlive tickets brighton…
Uhh, how can we break this to you gently, Google buddy?
I hate british vloggers…
Rude.
Breast ever scandal 2014…
There have been more than a few scandals in 2014, but sorry what..?
Zoella brighton food festival song in the background…
Confession time – this question has been bugging us for a looong while. Thankfully, our ninja team of researchers have found THIS. Finally, we can all sleep at night.
Caspar lee red tube…
Get a hobby, dear Googler.
How did helen anderson come up with the name dumbo the elephant…
TenEighty cover star Helen Anderson might be full of creative lyrics and witty lines but… you are definitely thinking of the Dumbo The Elephant author Helen Anderson. Soz.
Jacksgap smut…
Filthy… and we love it.
What is the video where danisnotonfire kissing crabstickz…
We spent an unhealthy amount of time researching the video for this article. If we ever find it, we’ll let you know. *Googles forever*
How did john howard and dean dobbs meet…
So close.
Jokes about sweaty balls…
Is this a thing? If so, we would definitely like to hear one. We think.
Did louis cole ever find his stolen bag…
It looks like people REALLY want to know what happened to the laptop and bag Louis lost earlier this year. It’s reassuring to see viewers taking an invested interest in the lives on vloggers and their wellbeing.
Does funforlouis shower…
Spoke too soon.
Can i upload a copyrighted song to youtube…
No you bloody can’t (unless it’s a parody song!)
Fucking videos…
The lack of context in this search means this person is either searching for NSFW videos, or is just making a comment about the masses of unimaginative, cookie-cutter videos that are pushed out by the vanilla YouTubers that dominate the Most Viewed charts of today. Guess we’ll never know.
Are ben cook and hazel hayes together?
Unconfirmed.
And finally…
Sex magazine you tube…
Who, us?
For more, find out who 25 YouTubers said we MUST subscribe to in 2015 or check out which YouTubers made the Most Influential Media Figures Under 30 list this year.
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